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1. "They knew something had gone very wrong on the set of Alien 5 when, unexpectedly, Robert Downey Jr. popped out of the soldier's chest." -- Kurt P.2. OK, this might not be the right time to bring this up ... but I'm pretty sure you still owe me for that last trip to IHOP." -- Jeremy C.
3."You can be my wing man anytime" -- Mike R.
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This week we're strapped in and ready to roll out with the ultra serious Jason Statham (for real, has anyone ever seen this guy smile?), who stars in the new flick Death Race (in theaters August 22). In the film, Statham stars as an ex-con who's forced by the warden of a prison to compete in a car race where severe road rage and the annihilation of your competitors is recommended. The drivers behind our three favorite captions this week will cruise away with one Death Race poster, one Death Race t-shirt, one Death Race tank top, and one Death Race hat. I'd tell you to use all that to create your own Death Race in the comforts of your home ... but something tells me that might not be the greatest idea. Sound off below!
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(Page 1)2. "I said CHOCOLATE milk, motherf____er."
Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 15th 2008 by NP
3. Swag from Spielberg, Hanks, et al? Nice.
Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Mike Z.
4. "If you tell me that your haircut is better than mine...one more time...so help me god."
Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Jake Hendricks
5. You sank my battleship!!
Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Jason
6. Does it say Terminator? No? Am I close? Okay. Uh..Terminus? Wait that doesn't even make sense! Why can't get this---wait! Terminal! It says Terminal!
Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 15th 2008 by William Gatevackes
7. GO... fish.
Posted at 4:36PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Robni
9. Before coming up with "Death Race", the warden had experimented briefly with a "Death Staring Contest".
Posted at 4:48PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Kurt
10. At this very moment the photographer knew dressing up as a naughty teacher for a prison photoshoot was bad idea.
Posted at 4:53PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Aaron
11. "I cant believe you! I do all the cooking and cleaning for you and you embarrass me in front of your friends."
Posted at 4:56PM on Aug 15th 2008 by killamonk
12. My creamed corn will cost you 2 rolls!
Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 15th 2008 by RitchieDon
13. One. Two. Three. Four. I. Declare. A. Thumb. War.
Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Matt
14. "It's never polite to stare at another man's salisbury steak."
Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Mike De Luca
15. "Rock. Paper. Scissors..."
Posted at 5:27PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Corey O.
16. Roger was about to learn just how wrong it was to ask, "Are you going to finish that?"
Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Bruce
17. What do you mean you don't know the lyrics to "Beds are Burning"?
Posted at 5:35PM on Aug 15th 2008 by John
18. "So me and all the guys behind me..well...we just think that we need to liven this place up with color. I mean just look how dull this place is! So...Mr. Terminal we were hoping that you could talk to someone about this awful arrangement...any thoughts?"
Posted at 5:38PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Chris
19. Hey! This salsa is made in New York City!
Posted at 6:00PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Adi B
20. I suck at Prison Password but I'll give it a try... bus... airport... cancer
Posted at 6:11PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Todd G.
1. In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest.
Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Ben B.