Insert Caption: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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1. We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfandel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice. -- Kurt P.2. "Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room." -- Frank T.
3. "I'm going to be honest. You looked better on MySpace." -- Kyle S.
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This week we're losing friends and alienating a whole bunch of people while celebrating a new film called -- wait for it -- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. In the flick, Simon Pegg stars as a British writer who bumbles and fumbles his way through a new gig at a high-profile magazine in New York City. Megan Fox, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst round out the cast. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take away one very cool How to Lose Friends and Alienate People poster signed by the man himself, Simon Pegg. Go for it ...
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(Page 1)2. Brilliant!!!
Posted at 1:19PM on Oct 12th 2008 by patty
3. What's so significant about the issues hanging on the wall?
Oh those, I uh, you know, pooped my pants during the photoshoot.
Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Brent Todd
4. Man that fart gave new meaning to silent but deadly.
Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Mitch
5. "Is this seat taken?"
Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Frank Townend
6. "No, the models only look like zombies, they really are alive."
Posted at 4:50PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Frank Townend
7. You don't want to do the chicken dance?
Posted at 4:52PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Mike D
8. "Hot Fuzz, NYPD"
Posted at 4:52PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Frank Townend
9. "Dude, I TOLD you not to eat the hard boiled eggs at lunch!"
Posted at 4:55PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Movie_Dearest
10. Mind if I do a J?
Posted at 5:47PM on Sep 26th 2008 by ltg
11. No, honestly, you can tell me, it's the tie right?
Posted at 5:53PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Todd G.
12. "Haven't you swallowed yet?"
Posted at 6:17PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Emily Jermusyk
13. I know my fly is down, you know you want to look more...
Posted at 7:04PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Rich
14. You should really consider doing that in private.
Posted at 7:21PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Jared
16.
Don't pretend you don't hear me. Blonde or bald? I'm not leaving until you answer.
Posted at 8:47PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Chaz King
17. Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Posted at 9:28PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Travis Tidmore
18. Simon Pegg and Jeff Bridges in, "The Big Lebowski II: The Dude Sells Out"
Posted at 10:49PM on Sep 26th 2008 by clarkjd
19. "I don't care what it takes, you get me that picture! Tony Stark was able to photograph that in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
Posted at 11:26PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Kurifurisan
20. Does this shirt make me look fat?
Posted at 11:48PM on Sep 26th 2008 by lamont
1. 3 seconds into the "2 Girls, One Cup" video, Simon got an uneasy feeling that something bad was going to happen.
He had no idea... no idea...
Posted at 4:33PM on Sep 26th 2008 by Kurt