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I'm a little afraid of the captions we'll be receiving this week, in honor of the new Oliver Stone flick W. (in theaters October 17), though I'm sure our readers will show a little {cough} respect with their captions. Based on the life and times of our current president (who'll be leaving office in just a few months), W. stars Josh Brolin (as W.) and a whole slew of all stars as some of our most favorite political heroes. The candidates behind our three favorite captions will spin away with one W. poster, one W. t-shirt and a set of six W. shot glasses. Sound off below ...
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(Page 1)2. Karl Rove runs his spell checker just in time before George launched his War on Terrier.
Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Mike
3. listen Cheney and Rumsfeld, I've had about enough of you pooping on the White House lawn
Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Todd G.
4. Both Bush and Rove check with their advisors before announcing the war in Iraq.
Posted at 4:37PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Rich
5. Karl, which should I choose as my VP running mate?
Posted at 4:38PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Steven
6. I'm picking you to be my ambassador to Scotland, cuz you're a scotty dog.
Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Stephen Mergele
7. Thnak you two very much for your votes.
Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 10th 2008 by thad sexson
8. I'm sure you two voted for me, and i want to thank you very much for those votes
Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 10th 2008 by thad sexson
9. what did you say? you know i dont speak english.
Posted at 4:43PM on Oct 10th 2008 by scott h
10. "big one, you are the united states, and little one, you are Al Gore. Now when I say go, you do Al Gore like my brother did him in Florida"
Posted at 4:45PM on Oct 10th 2008 by scott h
11. If only I could figure out how to control the minds of people and not just dogs...
Posted at 4:46PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Martin
12. You pooped in the refrigerator, and you ate a whole wheel of cheese..im not mad at all, im impressed.
Posted at 4:48PM on Oct 10th 2008 by scott h
13. The evil freedom stomper, President Chimpy McHitlerburton, pets his vicious neo-con hounds of hell. "Muaahahahahaa!"
Posted at 4:54PM on Oct 10th 2008 by BEAM
14. Oh, not again....damn it! Hey Karl, can you get the Secret Service one more time? I got my finger stuck in his collar again.
Posted at 4:57PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Herb Fitzgerald
15. I'll name you Fannie, and I'll name you Freddie...
Posted at 4:57PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Damon Payne
16. Now boys, when you get to Iraq, I want you to sniff out those WMD's for me.
Posted at 5:00PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Jeff
17. Bush: Hey Karl?
Rove: Yes Mr. President.
Bush: I was thinking, I have a new plan to decide were I should invade next.
Rove: Oh really Mr. President...
Bush: Yeah, Im gonna throw this here ball, and which ever pooch comes back with it will by the one I invade, how does that sound?
Rove: Brilliant sir, great plan....*texts* " Yes, start the inavsion of Iraq, there's no one home here lol. TTYL Cheney*
Posted at 5:28PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Derek
18. I always get confused -- which one's Laura which one's Condi?
Posted at 5:43PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Joseph
19. This isn't one of them drug sniffing dogs, is it Karl?
Posted at 5:48PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Andrew W
20. "I only have one cabinet position open boys, so it's last dog standing"
Posted at 5:48PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Akil
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1. While Bush meet with his advisers, Cheney checked his Fantasy Football scores.
Posted at 4:12PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Jonathan Kuhn