1. "Karl Rove runs his spell checker just in time before George launched his War on Terrier." -- Mike H2. "I'm picking you to be my ambassador to Scotland, cuz you're a scotty dog." -- Stephen M.
3. "Didn't I tell both of you not to make 'exit strategies' on the White House lawn?" -- Ryan N.
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This week we're on a mission to help a woman find her son (or make that the right son), as we take a look at a photo from Clint Eastwood's new film, Changeling, starring those big, bold and beautiful Oscar-buzzed pair of lips, Angelina Jolie. The three folks behind our favorite captions this week will scurry away with one very cool Changeling poster. Now say it like you mean it in the comments section below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
10-17-2008 @ 4:24PM
Matt said...
"I'm sorry, when you said 'Say hello to my little friend,' I thought we were talking about something else entirely."
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10-17-2008 @ 4:25PM
Judie Korth said...
"oh goodness....I'm not sure if he's my son or not.....I can't possibly be expected to keep track of them all!
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10-17-2008 @ 4:30PM
dwayne walters said...
Oh my, your'e trying to blame the boy for that smell?
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10-17-2008 @ 5:02PM
CPav said...
Sorry. I had onions on my burger.
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10-17-2008 @ 5:05PM
Steven L said...
Back in the 1920s, Angelina Jolie's grandmother was all about adoption too.
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10-17-2008 @ 5:09PM
Brian Marino said...
Well, it's been six months Miss Jolie, time to get a new one...
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10-17-2008 @ 5:11PM
Andy Davidson said...
"I thought you were stuck in Miami. How did you get the Burn Notice lifted?"
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10-20-2008 @ 10:05AM
John R said...
LMAO. I was going to make a 'Burn Notice' reference, too. I got beat.
10-17-2008 @ 5:27PM
Christina said...
Are my lips that much of a dead giveaway?
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10-17-2008 @ 5:53PM
Stephen Mergele said...
Hmm, I don't know. Do yo have anything in an albino?
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10-17-2008 @ 6:17PM
Michael Foist said...
When you said I could win an Oscar, the furthest thing from my mind was a child from the Oscar Mayer ads.
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10-17-2008 @ 6:23PM
Ben B. said...
"I don't know. We were sort of hoping to adopt a child from a war torn African country. Do have anything in your truck with darker skin?"
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10-17-2008 @ 6:41PM
Batzarro said...
That's jaw-dropping news! But my doctor said I shouldn't let my jaw drop anymore...
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10-17-2008 @ 10:56PM
Herff said...
Ms. Collins was shocked to find out all those years of hat hair had finally paid off when the mysterious gentleman from the circus offered Ms. Collins her dream job, Human Cannonball.
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10-17-2008 @ 11:25PM
Jared S. said...
Excuse me, I had mexican for lunch and I forgot to take my bean-o.
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10-18-2008 @ 12:28AM
sam.hage said...
Do I look like Demi Moore?
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10-18-2008 @ 1:37AM
Jordan M. said...
"Wait...you're saying everyone in HISTORY hates my acting, too?"
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10-18-2008 @ 2:56AM
Tom G. said...
"Boy for sale!"
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10-18-2008 @ 9:29AM
Ryan said...
Ms. Jolie, your husband wanted to give you something nice for your birthday. You now own my son. Godspeed.
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10-18-2008 @ 5:12PM
B-ray said...
Wha...? Me...? No, no, no...you can change his diaper.
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