Insert Caption: Role Models

Posted Oct 31st 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that goes out of its way not to be a role model for your kids. Last week we asked you to look into the magic mirror and give us your best haunted, angsty Catholic school girl for a photo from the new flick The Haunting of Molly Hartley. And while I appreciate the dude who gave a shout out to yours truly in his caption, as well as the person who shared that hilariously random South Park reference (you know who you are), it was the following three captions that somehow scraped their way to the top.

1. "Okay, now to just carve the "B" ..." -- Paul K.

2. "Okay, Dank bathroom: Check. Hint of blood: Check. Schoolgirl outfit: Check. Now, if I can just look depressed enough, maybe Linkin Park will appear and start playing." -- Mark H.

3. "Just keep it together Haley and repeat after me: Alyson Hannigan is knocked up. This. Is. Your. Chance." -- Christie H.
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This week we're shifting away from creepy girls who stare at themselves in the mirror and moving toward creepy guys who stare at kids while they draw. That's because we're celebrating the upcoming comedy Role Models (in theaters November 7), starring Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd as a couple of screw-ups who get arrested and subsequently sentenced to 150 hours with a mentorship program. Hilarity ensues. The three folks behind our favorite captions will each snag one Role Models hat, one Role Models t-shirt and one Role Models poster. Go for it ...

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1. "What's that you're writing there...'M'...'I'...'L'...hey, now just stop right there!"

Posted at 4:18PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Matt

2. Awwww..it's his first manifesto

Posted at 4:21PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Kojo K

3. And the Ghost of Christmas Past showed Sean William Scott what growing up was like for little Barack Obama.

Posted at 4:22PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Anthony

4. Gary Coleman signs his contract (in Crayola no less) for the new reality show Has-Been House.

Posted at 4:38PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Rustin

5. Barack? Mr. Ayres is here to pick you up to go pallin' around.

Posted at 4:46PM on Oct 31st 2008 by CPav

6. Futuristically is this Stan Lee's competition or Hustler cartoonist? You decide.

Posted at 4:53PM on Oct 31st 2008 by spamstratagem

7. *CINEMATICAL BREAKING NEWS*

Seen here for the very first time, Senator McCain's runner up for the Vice Presidency being evaluated by campaign officials.

Posted at 6:07PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Eddie

8. Angelina Jolie's adoption scouts are undecided on this one. Perhaps more testing is needed.

Posted at 6:35PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Ryan

9. "Yeah, honey, I think there might have been a mix-up in the maternity ward, too."

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Eric D. Snider

10. Mister Scott, I would like to introduce you to the screenwriter behind every movie you've ever starred in.

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Yoda's House of Pancakes

11. Darnit Eric (D. Snider), that was seriously almost the exact comment I was going to make. Now I'll never win that "Role Models" t-shirt I've always dreamed of having!

Posted at 12:41AM on Nov 1st 2008 by Savvy Veteran

12. "Yes, he's been excelling at forgery. Why do you ask?"

Posted at 2:23AM on Nov 1st 2008 by FezMan88

13. After she invented the time machine, Hilary Clinton decided she would go back and time and kill Barrack Obama. Muhahahaha!

Posted at 2:17PM on Nov 1st 2008 by Gregory Rubinstein

14. "Now I see why you came to me for a mortage, you two have a horrible credit score, but just sign here and the house is yours."

Posted at 2:22PM on Nov 1st 2008 by rich

15. I brought him back with me from Borneo! See he's even learned how to hold a pencil!

Posted at 4:19PM on Nov 1st 2008 by paul

16. "OK, one last time." "The result of a measurement performed on one part A of a quantum system has a non-local effect on the physical reality of another distant part B, in the sense that quantum mechanics can predict outcomes of some measurements carried out at B" "What are you guys, truck drivers or something?"

Posted at 7:33PM on Nov 2nd 2008 by Frank Townend

17. "What are you guys in for?"

Posted at 7:35PM on Nov 2nd 2008 by Frank Townend

18. "So Angie just returned this one?"

Posted at 7:43PM on Nov 2nd 2008 by Kyle s

19. Damn...I was hoping I would get McLovin.

Posted at 9:41PM on Nov 2nd 2008 by Andrew W.

20. What does 'He Who Walks Behind The Rows' mean?

Posted at 2:48AM on Nov 3rd 2008 by Joshua Santos

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