Posted Nov 21st 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game vampires and their totally awesome human girlfriends love to play together on date night! Last week we asked you to give us your best captions for a wacky photo from the flick
Sukiyaki Western Django, which is currently out on DVD. With only one person to award the grand prize, our crack team of caption judges spent hours (screw that, days!) searching for the right mix of humor, heart and heroics. Here, then, is our winner -- congratulations to you, sir!
1. "Despite producing some of the most innovative music of the 1980's, Japanese Country-Style Gangsta Hip-Hop was short-lived." --
Kurt P.See full image and all captionsThis week, well, we're celebrating a film that needs no introduction. It opens in theaters today, it was adapted from a very popular book, it stars one of the hottest guys in the history of the galaxy (Pattinson? Try Hottinson!) ... and it has something to do with vampires. Yup, it's time to sharpen those teeth and take a real nice bite out of the photo below from the film
Twilight. Here's where it gets tasty: One very lucky grand prize winner will hop, skip, walk and dance away with one Autographed
Twilight poster, one Movie tie-in paperback, one Movie Companion book and one
Twilight Soundtrack. All I know is one lucky fan is about to win the
Twilight lottery. Sound off below ...
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Posted Nov 14th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption - the game that I totally missed writing about last week, but am thankful our good pal Kevin filled in. Last week we asked you to channel your inner animated animal and produce a quirky-enough caption for a photo from the new hit flick
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. Congrats to our three winners; our poor lion friend will never be the same.
1. "Fifty bucks says he picks his nose."
"Double or nothing he eats it." --
Mike R.2. I've got a joke for you: What has furry opposable thumbs and is about to re-enact his favorite scene from the movie
Alive? This guy. --
Nathan T. 3. The others were getting tired of his bad Dr. Evil impersonation. --
Lauren L.See full image and all captionsThis week we're celebrating the very cool Japanese action-western
Sukiyaki Western Django, directed by Takashi Mike. The film tells of a revolver-wielding stranger who crosses paths with two warring clans who are on the hunt for treasure in a remote Western town. The DVD is now available in stores, and one grand prize winner will walk away with one
Sukiyaki Western Django wooden coffin containing a set of three collector's steel books, one Samurai robe, one canvas scroll with poster art, one six shooter hydro-gun and one limited edition deck of playing cards. Um, I want. Sound off below cowboys (and girls) ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Nov 7th 2008 4:02PM by Kevin Polowy
Filed under: Fandom, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Images
Welcome to Insert Caption, the game where Cinematical editor Erik Davis usually writes something reasonably funny in the opening graph, but since Erik is on a set visit across the pond, we're instead left with a massive void. Congrats to last week's
Role Models winner-elects below, the world already feels like a better place because of you. (Btw, if you like your comedy awesome, check out
Role Models this weekend.)
1. "Barack? Mr. Ayres is here to pick you up to go pallin' around." --
Charles P.2. "So Angie just returned this one?"
--
Kyle S.3. "Damn...I was hoping I would get McLovin." --
Andrew W.
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This week we move on to the
country continent of Africa with the animated sequel
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. As much as we'd like to send you there for your own romp with precocious and adorable talking animals, instead we're offering the three writers of our favorite captions a prize pack that includes the soundtrack (
do you like to move it, move it?), three stuffed animals (Alex, Marty and Gloria), a flash drive and a poster signed by the cast. Good deal, say we. Sound off now...
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Posted Oct 31st 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that goes out of its way
not to be a role model for your kids. Last week we asked you to look into the magic mirror and give us your best haunted, angsty Catholic school girl for a photo from the new flick
The Haunting of Molly Hartley. And while I appreciate the dude who gave a shout out to yours truly in his caption, as well as the person who shared that hilariously random
South Park reference (you know who you are), it was the following three captions that somehow scraped their way to the top.
1. "Okay, now to just carve the "B" ..." --
Paul K.2. "Okay, Dank bathroom: Check. Hint of blood: Check. Schoolgirl outfit: Check. Now, if I can just look depressed enough, maybe Linkin Park will appear and start playing." --
Mark H.3. "Just keep it together Haley and repeat after me: Alyson Hannigan is knocked up. This. Is. Your. Chance." --
Christie H..
See full image and all captionsThis week we're shifting away from creepy girls who stare at themselves in the mirror and moving toward creepy guys who stare at kids while they draw. That's because we're celebrating the upcoming comedy
Role Models (in theaters November 7), starring Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd as a couple of screw-ups who get arrested and subsequently sentenced to 150 hours with a mentorship program. Hilarity ensues. The three folks behind our favorite captions will each snag one
Role Models hat, one
Role Models t-shirt and one
Role Models poster. Go for it ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Oct 24th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game some people claim rises from the dead, but then heads back down because it's way too lazy to haunt people. Last week, we asked you to spit out some captions for a photo of that hotsy-totsy sheba Angelina Jolie from her new moving picture,
Changeling. What a gal! Once we navigated our way through a maze of adoption jokes, we came across these three winners. Congrats to you!
1. "I'm sorry, when you said 'Say hello to my little friend,' I thought we were talking about something else entirely."
Matt H.2. "Hmm, I don't know. Do yo have anything in an albino?" --
Stephen M.3. "Beverly is shocked when Alan unveils his conjoined twin, Bradford." --
Dan L.See full image and all captionsThis week, we're entering a creepy stare-off contest ... against ourselves! Oh, and we're also celebrating the new freaky flick
The Haunting of Molly Hartley (in theaters on October 31). [In Mark Wahlberg's voice] What's up Molly? I don't want to haunt you, I just wanna talk to you, okay? Say hi to your mother for me. Moving on from my lame jokes, we've got some cool stuff for the winners of this caption contest. First off, one grand prize winner will take away
one $250 iTunes gift card, and two runners up will each receive
one 1 GB iPod shuffle. Now
that's what my little sister (not named Molly) would call, "Wicked dope, yo!" Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Oct 17th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that promises to abduct your grouchy mood and never bring it back. (Oy, my jokes are getting lamer by the minute.) Last week we asked you to dig deep down into your most sarcastic of places for a photo from the new Oliver Stone film,
W. And might I add that we received some of the funniest captions yet, which, according to some, probably makes you eligible to become president of the United States. Or not. Congrats to our three winning delegates ...
1. "Karl Rove runs his spell checker just in time before George launched his War on Terrier." --
Mike H2. "I'm picking you to be my ambassador to Scotland, cuz you're a scotty dog." --
Stephen M.3. "Didn't I tell both of you not to make 'exit strategies' on the White House lawn?" --
Ryan N.
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This week we're on a mission to help a woman find her son (or make that the
right son), as we take a look at a photo from Clint Eastwood's new film,
Changeling, starring those big, bold and beautiful Oscar-buzzed pair of lips,
Angelina Jolie. The three folks behind our favorite captions this week will scurry away with one very cool
Changeling poster. Now say it like you mean it in the comments section below ...
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Posted Oct 10th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game President Bush would love to play ... if only he knew how to find the internet. Zing! Last week we asked you to "go long" for a photo from the new movie
The Express, and score you did. Congrats to the three sports who managed to cross into our funny zone. (Get it -- instead of end zone, I said funny zone? Heh ... wait, why aren't you laughing?)
1. "Staring Contest? This is no Staring Contest....This is FOOTBALL!" --
Darren C.
2. 'Coach: Why aren't you playing up to your obvious potential yet?
Player: Because we haven't had the requisite training montage yet!" --
Matt B.
3. "Damn ... Did you hear about O.J.?" --
Chaz K.See full image and all captionsI'm a little afraid of the captions we'll be receiving this week, in honor of the new Oliver Stone flick
W. (in theaters October 17), though I'm sure our readers will show a little {cough} respect with their captions. Based on the life and times of our current president (who'll be leaving office in just a few months),
W. stars
Josh Brolin (as W.) and a whole slew of all stars as some of our most favorite political heroes. The candidates behind our three favorite captions will spin away with one
W. poster, one
W. t-shirt and a set of six
W. shot glasses. Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Oct 3rd 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another installment in our groundbreaking, game-changing (to borrow a phrase from the news anchors of the world) Insert Caption series -- where you provide the content and we provide the prizes. Last week we asked you to dish out some captions for a photo from
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which opens in theaters today. Congrats to our three winners -- none of whom include you, dude.
1. "But the ad said the auditions were for
Hair" --
Debra F.2. "All Simon's attempts to compliment Jeff's "very masculine" hair piece ended in futility after mistakenly introducing himself to whom he thought was "Mrs. Bridges." --
Nathan H.3. "Look, it's part of the bailout agreement. I get to keep my CEO golden parachute, and you have to swim back to England." --
Kevin M.See full image and all captionsThis week we've purchased a one-way ticket for
The Express, which hits theaters on October 10th, and follows the story of Ernie Davis, the first African-American to win the Heisman Trophy. The three readers who score a touchdown with our caption judges this week will hit the showers with a prize package that includes one
The Express poster, one
The Express t-shirt, one
The Express hat and one
The Express mini football. Sunday afternoon will never be the same again. Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Sep 26th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- our imaginary award-winning weekly contest in which you won't lose friends and alienate people, but you
will walk away with some cool prizes (assuming you make us laugh, like, a lot). Last week we snuggled up next to Richard Gere, Diane Lane and a big box of tissues in preparation for their new flick
Nights in Rodanthe, based on the Nicholas Sparks novel. Congrats to our three winners who all somehow managed to write their captions without shedding even one tear.
1. We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfandel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice. --
Kurt P.2. "Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room." --
Frank T.3. "I'm going to be honest. You looked better on MySpace." --
Kyle S.See full image and all captionsThis week we're losing friends and alienating a whole bunch of people while celebrating a new film called -- wait for it --
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. In the flick,
Simon Pegg stars as a British writer who bumbles and fumbles his way through a new gig at a high-profile magazine in New York City. Megan Fox, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst round out the cast. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take away one very cool
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People poster signed by the man himself, Simon Pegg. Go for it ...
Read the official rules for this contest Posted Sep 19th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game that's nothing compared to a romantic night in Rodanthe. Last week we asked you to cough up a caption for those fellas from
Righteous Kill, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Congrats to Matt N (who grabs an excellent DVD pack featuring
The Godfather, Scarface and
Heat) for a caption we definitely won't fughetabout.
1. "This is interesting... he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance." --
Matt N.
See full image and all captionsOnce again, this week we're reuniting with a memorable on-screen duo and celebrating the romantic
Nights in Rodanthe, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. And once again, Diane Lane seems to be the unfaithful one (what is it with these two?) as she, playing an unhappily married woman, strikes up a spark or two with a doctor (Gere) traveling to to visit his estranged son. The three folks behind our favorite captions will take home one
Nights in Rodanthe Sloan Beach/Book Tote with embroidered title treatment, one insulated tote with wine and cheese service for two, two wine charms, one copy of "Nights in Rodanthe," one book light, one Ultra Hyde bookmark, one long sleeved
Nights in Rodanthe t-shirt and one key tag photo frame. Now if you can't do a little wooing with all of that ... well, you're on your own. Sound off below.
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Posted Sep 12th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- where your comments are righteous and the prizes are, indeed, killer. Last week we asked you to have a laugh with George Clooney and Frances McDormand, and then leave a caption for a photo from their new movie
Burn After Reading. Warning: The only thing the following winning captions are burning is a giant hole in your funny bone. (Okay, that was lame ...)
1. "Frannie's reaction to George's "stretch move" was one for which he was totally unprepared."
Charles P.2. "While the general consensus was that Syriana was a somber geopolitical thriller about the unintended consequences of the U.S.'s dependence on foreign oil, those who actually "got" it found the movie to be quite funny..."
Matt S.3. "Although Frances was enjoying the movie, George's good time was tempered by the realization that he shouldn't have put butter on the popcorn and still utilized the old "cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket" trick." --
Ray R.
See full image and all captionsThis week we're ready to rumble with a coupla goodfellas from the neighborhood, if you know what I mean. These guys ... these are good guys, and you may know them by their street names:
Robert De Niro and
Al Pacino. Both star as two tough New York City detectives in
Righteous Kill (in theaters today), and the one lucky sonuvagun behind our favorite caption will sneak away with one
Righteous Kill DVD gift pack containing
The Godfather, Scarface &
Heat and one
Righteous Kill movie poster. Talk about an offer you can't refuse. Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Sep 5th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Comedy, Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Fandom, Brad Pitt, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, George Clooney
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game you won't want to burn after reading ... because, well, how could you win any prizes then? Last week we asked you to give us your best college-esque caption for a photo from the new comedy
College. In return for your brilliance, we were shelling out a one-of-a-kind beer pong table. Sweeet! Only one winner this week, so congrats to
John R. for his inspiring take on a classic tale ...
1. "Unfortunately, try as he might, Peter just couldn't find his way back into Narnia" --
John R.See full image and all captionsThis week, we're shacking up with our old Oscar-winning pals Joel and Ethan Coen as they get ready to unveil their latest darkly comedic crime caper,
Burn After Reading, starring folks like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand. Prizes? Oh yeah, check it: One Grand Prize winner will receive one Burn
After Reading USB 2.0, one T-shirt, one Water Bottle and two Wrist Bands. Wait, there's more! Four first prize winners will each receive one T-shirt, one Water Bottle, and two Wrist Bands. Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Aug 29th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that makes beer pong look like a visit to the dentist's office. Last week we asked you to rock our worlds and come up with your funniest caption for a photo from the new movie
Hamlet 2. Needless to say, you delivered all that and then some ...
1.
"Since the school won't teach you the theory of evolution, I have decided to teach it through the wonders of interpretive dance." -- Ryan S.
2.
"...come on you guys I am very clearly a mailbox, I have never seen a group of people so horrible at charades." -- Dana C.
3.
"When hunting rabbits you have to be vewwwy vewwwy quiet!" -- Chris R.
See full image and all captionsThis week we really have something special for you kids going back to school. And when I say school, I mean college. And when I say college, I mean -- BEER PONG! Oh yes, we're not messing around with this one. (
Cinematical is heading back to school in style!) In honor of the new movie
College -- about three almost-freshmen who take a weekend trip to visit a prospective college and wind up in wayyy over their heads -- one grand prize winner will stumble away with a sweet beer pong table. And if you don't know what beer pong is, then, well, how in the world do you not know what beer pong is? Dude! Sound off!
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Posted Aug 22nd 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where we definitely rock it with sexy Jesus all night long. Last week we asked you to strap in Statham-style and race to be the first one to knock us over with a caption for an image from the flick
Death Race. Congrats to all three of our winners -- your thirst for speed, prison humor and bald men is quite inspiring to us all.
1. "You sank my battleship!!" --
Jason F.2. "Unfortunately, the Death Staring Contest proved unpopular." --
Dan N.3. "In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest." --
Ben K.See full image and all captionsThis week we're trading in our set of death wheels for a little fun with the theater kids as they rock it out in the new comedy
Hamlet 2. In the flick (which has been getting great buzz for a long time now), the hilarious
Steve Coogan stars as a failed actor-turned-drama teacher who rallies his students around an absurd, politically incorrect staging of, well,
Hamlet 2. The aspirings behind our three favorite captions will prance away with one
Hamlet 2 t-shirt, one
Hamlet 2 wristband, one sexy Jesus action figure, and one
Hamlet 2 car air freshener. I personally have the action figure dancing on my desk as we speak and -- um, yeah -- this Jesus is pretty sexy. (Do I go to hell for saying that?) Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Aug 15th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Images
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you all race to the death to provide us with the best possible captions for photos from upcoming films. Last week we asked you to steal some of our thunder and shoot us your bestest captions for an image from
Tropic Thunder. Luckily, we managed to choose three winners without staging a protest, and so congrats to you ... and you ... and you.
1. "They knew something had gone very wrong on the set of
Alien 5 when, unexpectedly, Robert Downey Jr. popped out of the soldier's chest." --
Kurt P.2. OK, this might not be the right time to bring this up ... but I'm pretty sure you still owe me for that last trip to IHOP." --
Jeremy C.3."You can be my wing man anytime" --
Mike R.See full image and all captionsThis week we're strapped in and ready to roll out with the ultra serious
Jason Statham (for real, has anyone ever seen this guy smile?), who stars in the new flick
Death Race (in theaters August 22). In the film, Statham stars as an ex-con who's forced by the warden of a prison to compete in a car race where severe road rage and the annihilation of your competitors is recommended. The drivers behind our three favorite captions this week will cruise away with one
Death Race poster, one
Death Race t-shirt, one
Death Race tank top, and one
Death Race hat. I'd tell you to use all that to create your own
Death Race in the comforts of your home ... but something tells me that might not be the greatest idea. Sound off below!
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